Monday, February 18, 2008

You Broke Up With Me For WHO?!


Ever Break Up With Someone
then turn around a couple of months later and


find them Swapping Spit


with someone


Much Less Attractive Than YOU?

If you haven't:



Count yourself lucky because it is one of the most stomach sickening experiences known to man/woman.

And if it hasn't happened to you yet, it's bound to happen before your dating life expires.


So what consolation is to be given when this tragedy bestows you?

*Venting: this typically helps alleviate the pain.
Merely find a thick skinned, partially deaf friend
to express your lamentations. .
By some chance you do not possess such a friend or are still feeling vengenful post venting...


*Think About It: I suggest taking note of the fact that the only reason your ex-flame is

playing tonsil hockey with an unattractive person is because of the

emotional damage from losing you

has made him/her feel undesirable. And in this new person they feel attractive again---comparatively.


That explanation will at least help to build your ego back up---even if it's slightly inaccurate.

In the meantime, suck it up and try not to stress about it too much.





Even though you know you would be mad if she left you for
HIM >>>





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

very cute..i like your blog, it's like the g rated version of cosmo. i love your pictures! and the style of writing with the pink is cool too.

Samantha said...

I agree with Lindsay. The color combination is very awesome.
Your use of pictures is equally as cool.

Korn Wallace said...

Is Cosmo not G rated?
Love this blog...